Total Medals Earned: 434 (From 86 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,110 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Checking The Game
Finishing Level 5
Finishing Level 10
Finishing Level 15
Finishing Level 24
Medals Earned: 10/20 (110/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Find the hidden button
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/11 (30/330 points)
Level 1
Its only Starting
Level 3
Levels Are Getting Hard
Level 5
Down to Jump
Use Missile to Get up
Stop me!!!
Jump 23 Times
Never Return
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Level 1 cleared
Level 3 cleared
Level 2 cleared
Level 5 cleared
Level 4 cleared
Level 7 cleared
Level 10 cleared
Level 8 cleared
Level 9 cleared
Level 6 cleared
Level 15 cleared
Level 14 cleared
Level 11 cleared
Level 13 cleared
Level 12 cleared
Level 16 cleared
Level 17 cleared
Level 18 cleared
Level 19 cleared
All levels cleared
Medals Earned: 16/18 (385/490 points)
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Successfully shaved it all off!
Enter random pirate quote here...
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
